stability:

you miss 100% of the shots you dont take which is why on new years i’ll be taking twelve

panictodisco:

date someone who makes you feel as important as the exclamation mark in panic! at the disco

sigmahatesyou:

city-of-demise:

Not all Americans:

• are fat
• like McDonald’s
• like meat
• drink coffee

All Americans:

• PouR THEIR TEA IN THE BOSTON HARBOR

• HAVE A PET EAGLE

This is not even a little bit true. I am an American, and I don’t have A pet Eagle. I have 13, one for each of the original colonies, as do all True Americans.